Thursday, January 27, 2005

Give A Whole New Meaning To "Set On Vibrate," Don't It?

So apparently, Jenna Jameson (don't act like you don't know who she is) is selling "moan tones" for cellular phones now. I swear this is true. For about $2.50, you can download an audio clip of Ms. Jameson in an... excited state, and set it as your ring tone.

The potential of this feature for practical jokes is incalculable.

I'm picturing a serious business meeting at a law firm or finanical investment company. Very somber, with someone droning on about quarterly projections and market models or whatever the hell they do at those meetings, when all of a sudden, from inside the coat pocket of a Junior Vice President of Ass-Kissing, comes "Oh... ohhh... fuck me baby harder..." and so on. And all of a sudden, Jacobson has some explaining to do.

And then I start thinking about weddings...

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