Thursday, May 05, 2005

Braggartry

Your SAT Score of 1440 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range
Equivalent ACT score: 32
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
Amherst College
Dartmouth College
Williams College
University of Pennsylvania
Columbia University



Or, I just test well.

8 comments:

Lena said...

Provide a link to this quiz!

Joe Rice said...

Lena: http://www.blogthings.com/satscoremeanquiz/

Michael said...

Hell, I thought I had. Thanks for covering my ass, Joe.

Ed Cunard said...

It also means I beat you by ten points! With an 800 verbal! GLOATING: COMMENCED.

Of course, that and a token gets me a ride on the subway.

Joe Rice said...

I'm always hovering, ready for your ass to be uncovered, Michael.

Ed: You best not start your bragging in front of me. If there's one thing in this world I do well (and there might only be one) it's take standardized tests. The other, of course, is pop lethal rhymes.

Eat this, Cunard, I got a 1560
Your score was weak like an emo mix tape
Yeah, that's right, I used to be smart
Before all the bourbon turned my brain to farts
Schoolboy braniac, wasted on film school
Rhyming maniac, smackin 1400 fools.

Ed Cunard said...

You also grow body hair really well, something I haven't quite learned how to do yet.

Impressive, Mr. Rice. Very impressive.

Joe Rice said...

Pssst! It's a full-body wig!

Lena said...

I should've applied to BU...