Silly Questions Meme

Stole this from Keith DeCandido, to whom I should really introduce myself at some point.
0....what time is it? 11: 56 AM
1....pierce your nose or tongue? Not on your life. I'm a pain pansy.
2....be serious or be funny? Being funny is better for the sould, I've found.
3....boxers or briefs/booty shorts or panties? Boxers. What the hell are booty shorts? Jane, Amber, anyone else wanna field this one?
4....drink whole or skim milk? 1%.
5...single or taken? Single and accepting offers.
6....simple or complicated? Atlernating layers of each, much like reality.
7....flowers or angels? I have an angel fetish. Non-sexual, that is.
8....grey or gray? "Grey." I think it looks neater.
9....colour or black-n-white photos? Color, I suppose, although my photog class in college led me to appreciate the beauty of B&W.
10. sunset or sunrise? Sunset. One of these days, I'm gonna actually watch one.
11....M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles. Lena's CBR username notwithstanding, chocolate and I are not friends.
12....rap or rock? It's all about the rock.
13....staying up late or waking up early? No one will get this, unless Whitney's still reading: "Blessed are we, the early risers."
14.... TV or Radio? Lately, neither.
15....calling it POP or SODA? I guess I use soda more.
16...using Xs or Os in Tic-Tac-Toe? I find myself tneding towards X. Dunno why.
17....water or soda? Water; trying to cut down on the soda.
18. Do you have a crush? Yes.
19. Who is it? Guess.
DO YOU PREFER...20....being hot or cold? Cold; I have issues with sweat. (Except sex sweat. Sex sweat is good sweat.)
21. tall members of the opposite sex or short? It's odd; most of my crushes have been short, but all my sexual partners have been an inch or two taller.
22..sun or moon? Moon. See above comments about sweat.
23....emerald or rubies? Rubies, 'cause red is a sexy color.
24....left or right? Left. It's where the steering wheel is.
25....having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? I have ten acquaintances, and no best friend. I'll take the best friend.
26....sun or rain? Sun. Rain bums me out unless it's a massive torrential downpour.
27....vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Strawberry.
28....boys or girls? "Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money..." but I love 'em anyways.
29....green beans or carrots? Carrots, my parents' lies about vision notwithstanding.
31. What is your biggest fear? The Dark Side. And where's question 30?
32. Kids or no kids? Undecided.
33. Full or empty? 3/4 full.
35. Mustard or ketchup? Mustard on sammiches, ketchup on fries.
36. Hard cover books or soft cover books? As long as it's got words.
38. do you have DC's, Etnies, or Circas or like a diff brand if so what kind?? I don't even know what that means.
39. Wonder or amazement? Y'ever wonder?
40. black or white car? Black. White cars uniformly look like shite.
41. Happy and poor or sad and rich? I'm sad and poor right now, so happy and poor would be a step up.
42. Singing or dancing? Singing. I have an unfortunate genetic arrhythmia known as "being white."
43. Hugging or kissing? Kissing while hugging.
44. Corduroy or plaid? Corduroy. I can wear it without looking like a putz.
45. Happy or sad? Um, happy. Who likes being sad?
46. Purple or green? Y'ever hear of a Purple Lantern? No, you haven't.
47. Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? I'll take one of each. Don't bother with a bag, I'll wear them out.
48. hotest person in ur school?? High school, Jane. College, Laura. Never fucked either, to my eternal chagrin.
49.Full Name? [Redacted]
50. Nicknames? My last name. I can't escape this one, and I've decided to stop trying.
51 Parent's names? Ray and Karen.
52...Names and ages of siblings? Matt, 27.
53. had the drink Calypso Breeze? Nope.
54. been toilet-papering? Yep.
55. loved somebody so much it made you crazy? Indeed.
56. What kind of job do you want? I don't want a job, I want a career.
57. do u want to get married? If I meet the right person.
58. Four. I spent most of my childhood as the bitch in my Dad's 2-door Beemer. I'm not inflicting that on another human being.
59. Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? Mr. Pibb is inferior, but until Dr. Pepper phases out the "Be You" campaign, it'll have to do.
DO YOU LIKE:60. I don't know what that is.
60. Rock? And also roll.
62. Green? Excepting vomit, yes.
63. Crying? Not really, which doesn't explain why I do it so much.
64. Peanut butter? Can take it or leave it.
65. Spring? Totally.
66. Summer? Get back to me in August.
67. Winter? When the heat's working.
67a. Fall? Colored leaves r0xx0r.
FAVORITES...68. Song at the moment? "Uptown Girl."
69. Color? Blue.
70. Alcoholic drink? Smirnoff Ice. Yes, I am a pussy.
72. coffee or tea? Lemon tea.
73. Country song? "On The Road Again."
RANDOM QUESTIONS (what, like the previous 72 weren't?)
74. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: Whitney.
76. Are you in a gang or club or some kind of group? Only if CBR counts.
77. Who is the person that will send this back first? Not applicable.
78. Who is the person that sent this to you? No one, I stole it.
79. what time is it now? 12:20 PM.