Friday, July 29, 2005

S-M-R-T!

I wore my boxers to bed last night. I do that pretty often, because I want to sleep as unclothed as possible, but I usually keep my bedroom door partially open for ventilation, and, well, nobody needs the sight of my Jimmy Olsen, Boy Photographer at 3 AM.

Anyhow, woke up this morning at the usual time, went to take a pee. Whilst dropping my trousers to my knees, I realized that they were on inside-out. And backwards.

Even geniuses have their off days.

1 comment:

Ed Cunard said...

I've done that so many times it's scary. But I usually do it in the morning when I'm still half-asleep, so I'm fighting with my boxers the first time I try to take a leak.

"Shit, I know my weiner was here somewhere... Where did I put it, and how do I get it out?"

That sort of thing.