Okay, so it appears that I didn't win those tickets after all.
After a rather stupid ordeal with Federal Express (they suck, let us leave it at that), I finally received my prize package yesterday. It came in a box, which was my first clue something was off. Apparently, what I actually won was some sort of second or third prize. Rather than attempt to describe, I have pictures:
First, a baseball cap. Note that this is not a "Ghost Rider" baseball cap, but a way cooler "Team Blaze" baseball cap. Because, really, haven't we all thought to ourselves, "I wish there was a simple way to express my support of a non-existent stunt-motorcyclist"?
And, not to be outdone, a Ghost Rider wallet. But not just any Ghost Rider wallet; a Ghost Rider wallet with a chain attached. That's the sort of quality you don't get from your Spider-Man or Fantastic Four wallet. And at the same time, not overburdened with chains, the way, say, a Luke Cage wallet might be. Sadly, upon experimentation, it appears the chain does not generate Hellfire.
You gotta laugh, I've learned.
Needless to say, there will be no Ghost Rider review. I do plan on actually paying to see 300 though, so there'll probably be a review of that.