Thursday, October 23, 2008

TTMA: Decisions

With twelve days until the Presidential election, and luminaries from Colin Powell to The Fonz weighing in on the most important issue of our day, Tales To Mildly Astonish can no longer remain silent.

Therefore, as a Fake American born in San Jose, California and residing in New York City, who knows I'm better than everyone else and hates cocktail parties, I am proud to endorse Barack Hitler Obama.

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