Today I purchased, among other things, the latest Pearls Before Swine treasury, "Pearls Sells Out." I was planning to make it bathroom reading for the next while, but, being me, I ended up sitting down and reading the whole thing once I got it home.
Anyway, the reason I'm revealing intimate details of my excretory habits here is because one particular exchange really struck a nerve. From the December 5, 2007 strip:
Rat's Date: "Why do you get so nervous when you talk to me?"
Rat: "Because you keep staring into my eyes like you can see straight into me and that worries me because it's not a nice place in there."
Yeah, that sums up my romantic life pretty well.