I read FHM. Do NOT look at me like that. I'm a 23-year old poor nerd with mental problems. Of course I read T&A mags. And in any case, while I admit to enjoying the T&A, I do get more out of the random bizarre shit they stick in the front of the mag. (Yes, that means he reads it for the articles.)
Anyhow, one of the regular features in the magazine is "From The Boss's Desk," wherein a young lady in the Administrative Assistant field sneaks into her boss's office while he's away and, with the help of a friend or a tripod camera, takes a set of racy pictures to send to the magazine. This month's entrant, Ms. Daria Mironova of Irvine, California, is unique in that she is actually unemployed, and is using her appearance as part of her ob search. I applauded her ingenuity until I got to this part:
"Ideal Employment: No dress code! Past bosses have had problems with the way I dress because I wear a lot of miniskirts. Also, I want to make my own hours. I hate working after lunch. I'd rather go to the beach!"
Gee, wonder why she's unemployed...