Tuesday, August 09, 2005

A Bit On The Nose, No?


Kevin Smith
Your film will be 47% romantic, 39% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget.
Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands.

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