Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Naboo Girl

This is what happens when I watch the ending of the greatest movie saga of all time, and listen to pop radio on the way home.

With no apologies whatsoever to Mssrs. George Lucas and Billy Joel:

Naboo Girl
She was the queen on her water world
Came to Tatooine with some Jedi
Told her I’d marry her, and that’s no lie

I’m gonna try for a Naboo girl
Ran into her on this city world
I may still just be a Pada-wan
But I’ll soon become her Jedi man
She’s not like sand

How can I tell her
Each time that I try
I just start whining
And pining, oh why

Can’t I just tell them off
And tell the world
I’m in love with a Naboo girl
We fought some monsters on Count Dooku’s world
And now of my right arm I am devoid
But since she married me, I’m overjoyed
Hey, I’m part droid

Naboo girl
She will die if I let fate unfurl
My Jedi powers I can’t save her with
But Palpatine told me a useful myth
I’ll join the Sith

And when she’s talking
I’ll show her my dark side
And when I’m choking
Her with the power of my mind

I’ll just kill Obi-Wan
Crap, now all
My limbs are gone
Where’s my Naboo girl
Killed her on that volcano world
And now I have to wear this black plate
But I will survive in this empty state
I’ll live in hate

Naboo Girl
Killed my Naboo girl
You know I screwed up
With my Naboo Girl

Where’s my Naboo girl
Don’t you know I screwed up
With a Naboo girl
My Naboo girl
Choked the life out of
My pretty Naboo girl
No more Naboo girl

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